The Turd Ferguson Hot Bukakke Party

LIVE From the hotel room that housed all the fat cosplayers from Comic-Con, where it smells like cheese, feet, and desperation. Inside the Harvey Weinstein massage room and facial center. It's COCKTAILS WITH HEATHER Starring Papaya Sevigny-Rodham-Clinton Heather Michael McDonald and Assy Mcgee On todays show - There is no wine review We find Papaya a date, or at least try to The Fetish of the Day - Panty sniffing, women's undergarments Sex Position of the Day - The Pile Driver Drink of the Day - The UNICORN Ingredients - 5 oz Strawberry Lemonade 1 oz UV Blue Raspberry Vodka 1/2 oz Grenadine 1/4 TSP Lilac Pearl Dust Garnish with Edible Silver Star Glitter Instructions With a highball glass, add the Strawberry Lemonade Add the Lilac Pearl Dust to the Lemonade Stir until drink "shimmers" Add UV Blue Raspberry Vodka Add Grenadine Put ice in the glass add Silver Star Glitter for garnish Cheers!